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		  New York is a great place to spend your vacation, if you know what you're doing.
		  Here are some tips:

		    *Cheaper hotels are usualy outside of New York, beyound the Hudson river.
		    *Know your map-New York has one of the best chronologically numbered street 
	 	     systems in America
		    *Don't drive into Queens while in a lexus
		    *Don't hit parked police cars
		    *Don't throw shoes at hobos
		    *Don't try to pick-pocket a pimp, or a bodyguard



		  Useful Tip: Don't be a dumbass


		  There are a lot of things to see in New York, here are some of the best:

		    *The Emire State Building-Truly a masterpiece of modern architecture
		    *The Statue of Liberty-located on Liberty island, not Ellis Island
		    *Times Square-That big place with Huge Tv screens and lots of publicity
		    *Broadway-A cultural avenue, nice walk		  



                   What not to do:



                                                                    Hey, cop guy, let's race !!!    
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                                   Cop Car                  Your Car


                                                                                     
                                            __                      Yankees suck, go Red Sox!!!
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                                          I bet I can jump over that guy!!!
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                                         Get out of my way!!!                                    
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                                         Look at that fatty, I bet he'll bounce right off the grill!!!
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